Things that make you go "Hmmm!" I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes.
Politics! An Illinois Congresswoman called last week. She needed to know how it was possible that her flight from
Detroit left at 8:30 a.m. and got to Chicago at 8:33 a.m. I explained that Michigan was an hour ahead of
Illinois , but she couldn't understand the concept of time zones. Finally, I told her the plane went fast, and she
bought that.
