Things that make you go "Hmmm!" Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
Politics! A Senator's aide called to inquire about a trip package to Hawaii. After going over all the cost info, she
asked, "Would it be cheaper to fly to California, and then take the train to Hawaii ?"